Adverse Advice

It is always silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal. I hope you will never fall into that error. If you do, you will be sorry for it - Oscar Wilde

Adverse advice to be cool
and nice drink Jack Daniels heavily
smoke Camels daily

Crack a crude joke
push for heart stroke
go hail a yellow taxi
inhale gas from refinery

Slip an unmarked envelope
get a whore and elope
beat up all your friends
jump in front of #7 train

Splash crud on your face
monkey see human race
indulge in frivolous chatter
scourge love on a platter

Nibble, dribble on a teat
Don't restrain to self manipulate
Scraggy, greasy fried chicken
projectile public erection
Thrust your pelvis back and forth
burn the flag on July fourth
Assist with environmental pollution
sink a barge in the protected ocean