It is always silly thing to give advice, but to give good
advice is absolutely fatal. I hope you will never fall into
that error. If you do, you will be sorry for it - Oscar Wilde
Adverse advice
to be cool and nice
drink Jack Daniels heavily
smoke Camels daily
Crack a crude joke
push for heart stroke
go hail a yellow taxi
inhale gas from refinery
Slip an unmarked envelope
get a whore and elope
beat up all your friends
jump in front of #7 train
Splash crud on your face
monkey see human race
indulge in frivolous chatter
scourge love on a platter
Nibble, dribble on a teat
Don’t restrain to self manipulate
Scraggy, greasy fried chicken
projectile public erection
Thrust your pelvis back and forth
burn the flag on July fourth
Assist with environmental pollution
sink a barge in the protected ocean
COPYRIGHT MATERIAL
<< Home