Friday, December 02, 2005

Big Butt Bitches in Videos

Sapo is a lot smarter
and nicer than his
big nosed face portrays.

He has increased his dating
chances not by adding
men to the inventory,
but big butt beauties,
some Guyanese and Asian chicks
who are looking for an
American white male with Southern Italian
physical and notable attributes.

Sapo’s not picky,
it’s not like he’s going
to date or marry them,
he only wants to have
his pipes cleaned out
in the back of the co. car,
once in a while
during his job duties.

There are a lot of fish
in the sea, and he can afford
to throw them back,
since there will be more
flounder to catch right after.

Sapo never realized
how cheap he is with his conquests,
until he started buying them
lunch or something to snack on
and found his pockets
emptier than what he started
the day with.

Sapo only wants to sweet talk,
whisper with his “preying” voice.
Get to 1st or 3rd base in no time.
He doesn’t want to court anyone,
it’s now or fughetaboutit.

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